There's a new billboard at Sunset and Fountain, looming o'er our favourite strip-mall (wherein lie the laundromat, liquor store, Agra Cafe, and Tang's Donuts):

I mention this not in hopes of generating a discussion on the relative morality of such public advertising, but because the billboard features an image of Jenna Jameson, and I am minded that any poor soul choosing to attend this event with the expectation of meeting this buxom beauty is more likely to come face to face with this:

I guess this is quite old news, but the tragedy of Jenna Jameson is a source of great sadness to me. I always thought Classic Jenna was a smoking hottie (to use the parlance of our times), so to witness this surgical nightmare has been quite harrowing. If plastic surgery should prove only a trend, I can't even begin to imagine what future societies will make of our folly (that is, if their simian masters allow them to comment on such things). Click here for more horror.