The taco itself is crispy;
tacos often are.
If you have a Mexican meal,
the taco is often the star.

Perhaps you prefer some beans;
or a long burrito bar.
It doesn't really matter,
if the Mexican restaurant is where you are.

My friend I hate to say it,
because we've come so far,
but hidden in the chalupa
is a ninja throwing star.

OH SHIIIIIIT

by R. Beef Kazenzakis