"Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead—possibly the worst horror film of the past decade—is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."
- Nicholas Schager, SLANT MAGAZINE
"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."
- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM
More vitriol here.
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Hi Matt,
As i am in the lab and don't have your email thought i would do this this way instead. Check out the above url and then look at pool B and cuppers. 3 wins this season, can't be bad!
Posted by Chris | February 7, 2005 5:46 AM
Posted on February 7, 2005 05:46